Some one who is a badass at life and always finds a way to win. This person usually drives a lifted black truck and is a anti Obama. This person also hates niggers alot!! other side effects include winning in call of duty,bowling and looking like a white supremist.
by Kyle Cordell January 23, 2009
Get the Kaptain Klutchmug. Awesome channel. I'm impressed at how good his video editing skills at his age. He makes very good reviews, ranted about the one and only DKOldies. He doesnt deserve the hate TBH.
by wiiuisawesome October 25, 2022
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Get the Kaptain Kharismamug. someone who shaves their mustache to look like captain crunches. usually their mustache is made out of dingleberries.
by papasmurfcani March 23, 2010
Get the kaptain krauthmug. Real ass guy, Got hands like Mike Tyson, Balls like Brandon Ingram with Ja Morant undertones, Acts broke to stay rich, 40' vert, A certified ring fighter that has Blood friends, Hottest Nav Fan, First Nav fan, Got a bipolar closet due to the fits being thrown, Never reaches out first, Might be transgender the way he switches up on guys for the sack, Doesn't wipe his ass cuz he can't let shit bother him, Certified V-Lone thug, Got 2k hours on Among Us, Partime barber from cutting all loose ends, Catch him in the back of class trading, Loves CP, Always quiet from the money on his mind, Never arguing with a girl that look like she snuck onto Earth,
You see that boy Kaptain? He was balling like he in the NBA. Ain't he got that metal plate in his jaw?
by Kapon November 24, 2021
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