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Kampstrip

The most noble of arts. Kampstrip (or Battlestrip, which is the rough translation), is a special school of martial arts where two contestants challenge each other to a battle to their buns (literaly).
The rules are relative simple, yet so complex and deep that the art it self, takes years to master:
1) First nude wins.
2) Everything goes.

Kamstrip double:
A variant, now it's a 2-2 battle, where the first team with two nude persons. Win.

Complex, deep, elegant, brilliant.

As all great sports, there are legends. Due to Kampstrips relative young life, only one person has gotten his name on the hall of fame as of now (04/10-2006):
Tigeren (english: the tiger), undefeated champion.
An example of how a "normal" duel goes:
Duelist I to Duelist II: (exclaims) CHALLENGE!
Duelist II: Huh?
Duelist I: Kampstrip! Go!
Duelist I and Duelist II strips.
One is nude first, and hence the winner.

Marvelous.
by ERusGFuje, Jeppe II September 24, 2008
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Kampuchean Abortion

When you bash a baby against a tree until it dies, while you're laughing (often against your own will)
Popular method of reducing birthrates in the Democratic Kampuchea (today Cambodia), ruled by Pol Pot
"Back in my day, anyone having children without permission got the Kampuchean Abortion, you wanted anything but THAT, you had to beat your own baby against a tree until it died, at gunpoint, and if you didn't laugh while doing it, you were shot. Be thankful modern contraceptives exist"
by freethememes May 19, 2022
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Related Words
Kamput Kamputar Kaput kaputnik kaputa kaputt Kambutah kamfut KAMPOT Kampstrip

kaputz

1) irreparably messed up, broken, unresolvable, fucked.

see: kaput
I didn't wear a condom when I fucked sally, she had a baby and my whole life went KAPUTZ!
by whowhatnow September 20, 2007
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Kaputy

1. a young chimnit who has a tortured soul, often found in presumable areas such as the Netherlands. Sires leader.

2.a type of cell bound unit used within the life of a jolly old kiih-en.

3. strange dreams by bella.
4.Gang members of Kaputy Chimnits
1. the cats are so cute. They are nice to me and definitely a kaputy!

2. Surely, the random kaputies will raise the spirits and come together as a whole body of nets.

Chimnit
by sires January 12, 2009
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Democratic Kampuchea

The most democratic country ever. Even if its "communist" It is so democratic even the US supported it against vietnam. Kampuchean citizens eat rice gruel and work 12 hours a day. However, schools and education were forbidden in glorious kampuchea which makes it the best country to live because it is always summer and fun in the democratic kampuchea. Cheyo angkar!
Why did democratic kampuchea cross the road?

To get back kampuchea krom!
by cat la September 14, 2023
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kaput

Something thats broken or not functioning anymore. During sexual intercourse it can also refer bodyparts hurting.
During anal sex: Not my ass anymore, my ass ist kaput!
by TheEvilClown November 30, 2011
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Kamputar

The stereotypical way an Indian person says the word "Computer".
Hello my frend. Ar ypu on kamputar rite now?
by Inarc_ June 4, 2018
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