Kalson is a sweet person and really funny once you get to know him and he really makes you feel happy when your down and he is always nice and never goes behind your back and he always is there for you and he will be your friend even if you he thinks your weird in a way and his skills are above anyone else and he will be your friend forever and always has a cute smile and personality and never makes you feel down
by figs1010 June 11, 2018
Get the Kalson mug.The most beautiful think to walk on two legs this side of the Mississippi. Comes from the Kaz genus and has evolved a tremendous amount over the past thousand years. Very fond of wearing halloween clothes, tons of makeup, mini skirts, and tops all of which are too small. It has a tendency to burst out in random noises for unknown reasons. Little is still known of this species but thanks to funding from the Poti Association answers will be found. KKB
Look, off in the distance, is that, is that a Kazmond?
by BCLAY February 9, 2008
Get the Kazmond mug.A Kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. Except for people who hate being made uncomfortable or surprised. Clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the Kamon carries with him a substantial bubble butt that he uses to push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. Sneaks up on others flawlessly...may claim they are a ninja. They probaby are. Well-versed in RPGs, the Marvel universe, and Japanese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. The Kamon, when making faces, will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you will want a hug. Has a weakness for redheads and is master of "That's what she said" jokes. Totally gross yet unbelievably attractive, the Kamon is the life of the party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.
Victim - "Who is humping my leg slowly and forcefully whilst complimenting my choice of socks in a whisper?"
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
by Cake of Carrots February 5, 2010
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Because you’re a Kalman
by Bob the Hero March 27, 2020
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Cool friend: Bro have you heard that new KaleOnMars song? It’s so good
Me: No but all his songs are bangers so I can’t wait to hear it
Me: No but all his songs are bangers so I can’t wait to hear it
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