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Kaleb Carter

Kaleb, specifically beginning with the letter "K", are a special kind of person. Now add the last name Carter, and you've got yourself a soulmate, and a lifelong best friend.

Kaleb Carter is a silly and sweet person, with a much kinder heart than he'll ever admit. He shows love in ways people don't always quite understand, but in the end, he always leaves every person with a smile on their face.

Kaleb Carter is a best friend, who will laugh with you, sing with you in the car, buy you Baja blast and Dr. Pepper because he knows their your favorites.(even when he only has $3 in his bank account)

Kaleb Carter, is a one of a kind, beautiful, wonderful person.

I love him, forever and always.
"Man, Kaleb Carter sure is a good name... I want to name my future son that so he treats his girl right!"

"Kaleb Carter? Yeah, he's Nina's boyfriend, I'm sure they'll be getting engaged in no time. Gosh, they're gonna have a beautiful life together."

"Kaleb Carter is hilarious, he's kind of racist at times but he's hella funny"
by Nina.Beanz August 13, 2023
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Kaleb Carter

When someone is "Kaleb Carter"
They're very cool, sweet, and hilarious

(And also batman)
Student #1: "gosh this class is boring, I wish Kaleb Carter was here..."

*Kaleb Carter bursts through the window cuz he's cool like that"

(All the students) "WOAH, ITS KALEB CARTER!!!"
by Nina.Beanz August 13, 2023
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swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.
There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island
by Criminal47 August 11, 2022
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kale crotch

a slang term for vegans that ~need you to know they’re vegan~ (a.k.a. all of them)
Crystal? Is she that vegan lady that’s constantly doing yoga in her office? “
“Yes, she’s a total kale crotch.”
by yeurb_ughtt April 19, 2019
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Kale Cruncher

I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!
by Harriet M. July 28, 2017
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kale chip ass

(Adj.) One of the most unattainable classifications of booty to achieve; the classification of asses that vegetarians and vegans possess. A beautiful booty does not simply originate from leaves, for a beautiful booty must come from within; a force of nature acted upon that being; procuring an ass above possible omnivorous standards
Damn she thicc, she got a kale chip ass.
by Sagel October 18, 2017
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Kalel Creasy

The Kalel is simple man who enjoys creative construction projects, comic books, acting and also “safe” pyrotechnics.
Geez that guy is being a Kalel Creasy. What a nerd.
by Paris_ya_girl April 26, 2021
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