Keppel Meated

To cheat someone by making them pay too much money for something, to deceive someone.

My friend and I both ordered the same meat tray at the local butcher, his was twice the size, I was keppel meated!

by Sparksey85 January 21, 2023

kappel

One who would much rather use green telephones than a rope with two cans on the ends.

"Stupid kappel. Alex is stupid"

by Alex Kappel March 20, 2008

keppel49

Someone who needs to stop spending money on everybody else and actually do something for himself. Also known as a rat. Kinda epic in all honesty but needs to learn to sTOP STAYING UP TILL 5AM PLAYING MINECRAFT.

Someone: Hey someone won another nitro giveaway
Someone else: Was it hosted by Keppel49?

by ep1cg4ym3r October 16, 2020

Kappelmann

The nicest and kindest person you will ever meet. They're so understanding and mature. They have the best smile ever because their smile can light up the whole world.

Make sure to take care of this person and love them because they have one of the purest souls you'll ever meet.

Wow, Kappelmann's smile is just so pretty; it makes my heart melt.

by ineedtostopcrushingonrandomguy July 13, 2022