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In South Africa, a klonkie is a somewhat (if the person saying it isnt a klonkie, that is) for a person who is "coloured" or of mixed race. Klonkies are some of the coolest people in South Africa, nay the earth; they're totally laid back and friendly and have their own language, a mixture of Afrikaans,English, and American gangster talk in which dey tawks sumfing laaik dis jou ken wat ek saying fir YO? Klonkie girls are also really hot (when they arent Meth addicts with no teeth that is) but they always have big scary Klonkie boyfriends who would fuck you up seven hundred different ways if they caught you looking at their girls the wrong way. Mostly found in the Western Cape in South Africa, especially the Cape Flats. There are also a lot of Klonkie stand up comedians
"Bru, check daardie Klonkie chicky, shes nice and nice huh?"
"Ja mate, but dont let her boy hear you say that- I dont want to have to pick up your pieces when he's done with you"
Klonkie by Dr. Van Van Mojo July 31, 2007
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Kabookie 

“He whipped out his kabookie and slapped me with it
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Kabonkie 

When you hit the floor after a hot match of twister
Ahhh man! We just went kabonkie on the twister mat! Shucks!
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Bronny: Kablonk . . .
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kalonnie 

(A Hawaiian name )A Very pretty girl with pretty long and curly hair that you’ll meet.......She’s probably mixed
kalonnie is cute
kalonnie by L..~’3 April 24, 2020

kaboonked 

Joe: yo did you hear about that serial killer on cnn that ate people’s toes?

John: Yea bro that’s so kaboonked.

gooey kablooie 

The result of trying too forcefully to release a fart: a spatter of shit in your pants. Also referred to as a GK. The term is derived from a story read to Calvin by his dad in Calvin and Hobbes.
"Wow Robbie, in trying to impress us with a nice loud fart, you shat in your pants! Gooey kablooie!"

"Last Saturday I tried to fart but GKed instead."