Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.
“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”
Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
by Bert Fegg October 28, 2007
Get the Kackensplatter mug.A man who abandons the girl or woman that he has impregnated, out of cowardice or selfishness. Kackbuses do not usually feel guilty for devastating the girl/woman because they delusionally believe themselves to be the victim. They either place most or complete blame on the woman/girl, ignoring their own fault.
Josh: It's not my fault, I didn't know there was hole in the condom! It's her child anyway, her responsibility. I never asked for it.
Lison: Dude, you left her to her fate and won't take any responsibility. You are being a horrible kackbus!
Lison: Dude, you left her to her fate and won't take any responsibility. You are being a horrible kackbus!
by Pattorn November 3, 2020
Get the Kackbus mug.contrary to popular belief the term 'fat knacker' is quite often used to insult someone who is not actually fat. But who is stuffing their amply sized gob full of something a fat person would eat.
Implies that they get knackered whilst eating hence the term fat knacker.
Also can be used to describe someone who is just insanely fat and gets tired shuffling to the fridge.
(note: i have absolutely nothing against fat people, the term fat knacker would only be used (in my case) to describe someone fat and a total ass wipe)
Implies that they get knackered whilst eating hence the term fat knacker.
Also can be used to describe someone who is just insanely fat and gets tired shuffling to the fridge.
(note: i have absolutely nothing against fat people, the term fat knacker would only be used (in my case) to describe someone fat and a total ass wipe)
WTF! you're going back for another hamburger? you better hurry up and eat that then you fat knacker!
Fat Person: 'Ha! look at that bitch Lucy over there'
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat knacker!
Fat Person: 'Ha! look at that bitch Lucy over there'
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat knacker!
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004
Get the fat knacker mug.Kanacks are people with Middle Eastern / Arab background. The word "kanack" means human in old Arabic and was used as a racist term for Middle Eastern workers who came to Germany in the early 1960's. Now young Middle Eastern immigrants call themselfs "Kanack" in Germany .
by Kanackdem March 11, 2016
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If you told the noob (eg. in CS) three times NOT to jump in front of your sniper gun and he gets a headshot therefore and you are called as "teamkiller" (thanks to him), you call him "Kacknoob".
If you told the noob (eg. in CS) three times NOT to jump in front of your sniper gun and he gets a headshot therefore and you are called as "teamkiller" (thanks to him), you call him "Kacknoob".
Du verdammter Kacknoob, ich hab dir schon tausendmal gesagt, dass...
(You damned Kacknoob, I told you a thousend times, not to...)
(You damned Kacknoob, I told you a thousend times, not to...)
by ZappoB July 16, 2009
Get the Kacknoob mug.Talcum powder that is used liberally around the balls / groinal area to avoid the dreaded sack rash. Can also be used whilst doing a handstand as hoop powder to create mini anal atomic mushroom clouds, as in Mr. Methane!
After an extreme shagfest, Chris said 'Pass me the knacker talc, me clems are on fire!'
In the case of hoop powder, 'Pour it down me crevis and stand clear - I'm about to let one off after eating that ninja curry last night!'
In the case of hoop powder, 'Pour it down me crevis and stand clear - I'm about to let one off after eating that ninja curry last night!'
by Helmet Licker September 9, 2006
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