I keed

I'm kidding, I'm joking. See keed.

Me: Jeremy, your girlfriend is such a fuckin' slut!
Jeremy: Whaaat?
Me: I keed!
Jeremy (laughing): You better be.

by Quack Quack June 1, 2005

Insane Kneedick

The Insane Kneedick is a sex movie between Male and female/male. It is open to all genders as long as a dick is invloved because The Insane Kneedick is done by one of the partners bending on one of their knees and the other is foot up. Like a marriage proposal position. Then you oil up behind the knee and insert the dick and rub it and down to create a dick inside a vagina effect. The benefits to the Insane Knee dick would be first because the semen wouldn't travel up the vagina thus not becoming pregnant and secondly this act can be done between gay couples or couples with a strap on.

mary: wanna go back to mine to try out the insane kneedick?
John: I'd sure love to mary i'll just grab my oil to oil up behind your knees and then i'll get my dick out and stick it in

by Insane14Feb March 25, 2017

keedan

Keedan is the best person you could ask for. If he was your best friend, your life would feel complete. He will treat you with respect. He will make you feel better when things are going wrong and he is a good listener. And so much more.

Keedan is my Bestfriend. He is everything , he has the total package.

by SDILENTASSASSIN3 October 14, 2016

kweed f4

kweed stands for "kpop" + "weed" due to its highly addictive content
kweed f4 is a cult (group chat) consisting of 4 kweed dealers who are high 24/7
their representative symbol is "ዊ"
they recently realized that they have no friends

a: no matter what group chat we join
a: it's always the four of us talking
b: we have no friends
b: kweed f4
c: why
c: xswl
d: *picture of jyp crying*

5 seconds later:

d: siwhdjkehdjkehjkdhjkewkjdnekndk
d: *video of park jimin*
a: sjkwkd
b: hdekhdjkehd
c: g2edgh2ebdj

b: *video of kim jisoo*
b: i'm hiiigh
a: so that's why we don't have friends
d: *picture of jyp crying and laughing*
c: why
c: xswlll

by superiorlesbian August 18, 2020

Keedi

Having great sum of money

He has a Keedi worth of money

by HoopinGod April 11, 2011

Nippy-kneed

Very excited and agitated.

Knocking one's knees together rapidly when seated.

Nanna got really nippy-kneed when Ronaldo was stepping up to take the penalty to score the winning goal; she dropped her knitting!

by Padflav1 April 24, 2017

Kreed

1)Kreed a really hot guy... Great in bed. Funny and intelligent Kreeds love to please and will stand by the friends and loved ones till they die.

2) A FUCKING BAD ASS NAME
3) A sex god

Stef- who's he?
Angel- must be a Kreed!

by Zooplankton August 21, 2013