Klunk et

Texas Trash

Salty snack
"You gonna bring that klunk et to Thanksgiving?"

by Klunk et lover November 21, 2024

Klunkety Klunk

The sweet definition given to a goal scored during a game of soccer when the ball ricochets off of the goal post and lands sweetly at the mercy of the striker to bury it..

On some games consoles the trick is to master where on the pitch you need to shoot from...

Long pass from Benayoun... finds Harewood.... passes cygan...skins past Ashley Cole...shoots!!... oh its cannoned off the post....it falls to ZAMORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zamora finishes with a Klunkety Klunk from 10 yards out!

West Ham 3, Arsenal 0

The FA Cup is finally going home to Upton Park!

by RoonaY January 7, 2006

klukow

to achieve sexual satisfaction by rubbing your knob between a woman's butt cheeks--often because she won't do anything else with you. The woman is usually bored, and would normally be trying to do something else while you finish your business.

Stacie wouldn't sleep with him, but she used to let him klukow her while she flipped through a magazine. I can't believe he let that situation exist for two whole years.

by sguire August 21, 2012

krunk juice

A mixture of alcoholic drinks, usually leftovers combined into one.

After his parents had a party, Ben used the rest to make krunk juice...

Steeve's krunk juice was strong...

by Scrappy April 9, 2005

Klenking

Australian slang term for the excessive use of mobile device distracting a person from another task such as walking, driving, conversing with others.

Hey! I'm talking to you? Quit your klenking.

by This is NOT Davey May 8, 2017

klankin

The act of wearing anal beads in ones ass during normal daily activities which produces a klanking sound while walking

Have you seen Susan today? She's really klankin.

I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.

by Careful Casey January 26, 2014

krunker.io

A Call of Duty type .io game where the chances of you joining a server without hackers is as likely as a giant meatball sub enslaving all of humanity.

I just started playing this game called krunker.io but this guest keeps aimbotting me!

by bhjbtff tvuy yu December 7, 2018