kimchi

(n), (u)
a very hot-tasting dish made by fermenting Chinese cabbage with garlic, ginger, hot peppers, krill, parasites found in human excrement and unusually high levels of lead

1) Dokdo, a Korean restaurant in Seoul, serves dog meat steaks with the choicest kimchi.
2) Kimchi is thought to protect people against H5N1 avian influenza, but can cause Hwa byung.

by Shineya Chong November 7, 2005

Kimchi

A foul smelling korean dish. Smell is usually associated with feces.

You are in deep kinchi (Shit)

by DT February 13, 2005

kimchi

Military slang term primarily used in Korea and Japan. Used to describe something cheap or of low quality.

"Take the number 20 kimchi bus outside the walk through gate to get to the train station in Pyong-taek. It'll cost you less that a buck"

"Dude, I just picked up the kimchi copy DVD of War of The Worlds today for $5."

"Ha, I can't believe you paid money for that set of kimchi Tommy Hilfiger sweats. They say "TOMY HILPIGGER" you idiot."

by Trav July 12, 2005

Kimchi

Kimchi is a Korean dish with MANY uses.
It looks horrible yet taste so good
It also has uses as slang terms

"I'm Kimchi the HELL out of ol girl when I see her"

"When you run out of gas and down on your luck... DAM IT I've been kimchied.....!"

Kimchi, I know him, he owe's me 20bucks

by onebadasspimp November 9, 2012

Kimchi

When one expects something to turn out shitty but instead is a pleasant surprise.

Today turned out to be a real kimchi

by Blacjoe January 11, 2016

kimchi

(n)word azn people use for marijana
(v)word azn people use for smoking marijana

(n)aye dog you got some kimchi?
(v)aye foo lets go kimchi today!

by wah_ching_23 February 12, 2010

Kimchi

Also known as hell’s cabbage; a Korean dish that tastes like shit. If you want to make someone hate you for life, hide kimchi all around their house.

Eddy- ew what the fuck is that smell?
Me- sorry it’s my bag of kimchi. My mom is making me carry it around as a punishment

by Squibwarb. May 19, 2019