ketchup

A vegetable, as defined by the USDA under the Reagan Administration.

Eat your ketchup and you'll grow big and strong!

by PenguinJockey December 20, 2006

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Ketchup

I put ketchup on everything.

by Saints October 22, 2003

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Taking a tomatoe from a burger, shoving it down a girl's pants, smacking their crotch and yelling "KETCHUP"!

Nick stole Kelly's tomatoe, shoved it down her pants and yelled, "KETCHUP!"

She was not happy.

by kmg1185 October 25, 2010

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Banana: What’s your favorite food?
Skyler: Ketchup
Banana: no way me too! I love ketchup!

by Sherli Damelio January 11, 2021

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A word used in elementary school when "shut-up" is banned by the administration.

Brian: Hey Marcie, gimme some of those hot cheetos.
Marcie: Ketchup!

by Faithful Elephant November 3, 2009

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A girl with curves, usually very hot and or nice on the eyes.

A) Psst.. dude look at that ketchup to the right..

B) You know she broke up with you, pass the ketchup!

by haier2 April 21, 2007

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Mom: Jimmy, would you like some french toast?
Jimmy: I'll eat it if it has ketchup on it!

by Lumpkin July 5, 2005

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