neopets

Despite what some may say, Neopets is the best ever virtual pets website invented. You get to pie clowns, rip people off, and starve overly-cute fuzzy little surreal freaks to death! What better way to spend a Saturday?

See you in Meridell!

by Lumpkin July 05, 2005

Star Wars

The most awesome sci-fi saga ever created, about an evil emperor who kills everyone but jarjar.

JarJar Binks must die!!!!

by Lumpkin July 04, 2005

mardi gras

An overdone tourist-trap of a holiday. Mardi Gras merchandise is sold all year round in N'awlans. Makes me sick.

Lets go buy Mardi Gras beads in June!!!

by Lumpkin July 04, 2005

lemony snicket

A depressed genius. Look out john steinback!

Lemony Snicket will rule the world whether you like it or not!

by Lumpkin July 04, 2005

ketchup

ahhhhhhh...a food group.

Mom: Jimmy, would you like some french toast?
Jimmy: I'll eat it if it has ketchup on it!

by Lumpkin July 05, 2005