Lumpkin's definitions

ketchup

ahhhhhhh...a food group.

Mom: Jimmy, would you like some french toast?
Jimmy: I'll eat it if it has ketchup on it!

by Lumpkin July 5, 2005

Star Wars

The most awesome sci-fi saga ever created, about an evil emperor who kills everyone but jarjar.

JarJar Binks must die!!!!

by Lumpkin July 4, 2005

mardi gras

An overdone tourist-trap of a holiday. Mardi Gras merchandise is sold all year round in N'awlans. Makes me sick.

Lets go buy Mardi Gras beads in June!!!

by Lumpkin July 4, 2005

neopets

Despite what some may say, Neopets is the best ever virtual pets website invented. You get to pie clowns, rip people off, and starve overly-cute fuzzy little surreal freaks to death! What better way to spend a Saturday?

See you in Meridell!

by Lumpkin July 5, 2005

lemony snicket

A depressed genius. Look out john steinback!

Lemony Snicket will rule the world whether you like it or not!

by Lumpkin July 4, 2005