juneauism

The belief that one accepts God-Emperor Juneau the Big White Dog as their rightful overlord and savior above all other gods (and/or dogs) and pledges oneself to Him in eternal devotion and servitude.

I practice Juneauism by starting every day with a prayer: May God-Emperor Juneau, the goodest boy (Praise be unto him!) permit us to bask in his cuteness for all eternity and deliver unto us salvation! Woof! (Amen!)

by Juneauworshipper October 14, 2022

juvenate

To re-energize yourself before losing any initial energy or vigor you had beforehand. Energizing yourself (e.g. through coffee or Red Bull) once already tired would be rejuvenating, but doing so before the crash eliminates the "re" and is simply juvenating.

girl #1: Hey, you look excited today... did something happen?

girl #2: Well, I am excited for the concert I'm going to tonight plus I just finished a cappuccino double shot which has kept me juvenated.

by Mr. Nuts March 30, 2010

Juvenal

Badass motherfucker who dont give a shit what you think

Friend: Hey i heard you shook Obamas hand, I thought you hated him.
Juvenal: Yea but i ejaculated and THEN shook his hand.
Friend: Dude youre sick
Juvenal:Hey, FUCK YOU.

by onewayoranotherimabadbrotha December 5, 2010

Juneau Douche Bags

The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.

Those Juneau Douche Bags would sleep with a toaster if they could only afford to buy it a drink.

by AKCoug February 21, 2011

julena

Julena(s) are the sweetest people. They're sense of humor fits their goofy smiles perfectly. She knows how to have fun but at the same time she is super loyal and can keep a secret. You can always talk to her about anything. She is also gorgeous and beautiful not only in the outside, but the inside too.

Julena is the best ever!
gorgeous hilarious unique

by _JustMe03_ June 4, 2017

juneah

a lil Asian girl who can go from 0 to 100 real quick in any given situation. if she were an animal she would be a purse puppy for Madonna.

Wow I took an L when I lost my puppy juneah and picked up a stray ugly dog.

by Killerhoe99 December 27, 2016

janenasium

Gymnasiums are places for swole bros to get more swole.

Janenasiums are the same thing, but for chicks.

"Me and the betches are heading to the janenasium for a yoga class and IG poses, then going to get sea-kelp smoothies"

by reddit_troll May 5, 2021