Jumpa Lump

A Jumpa Lump is a polite way of saying fat person.

John: Geez that kid is a Jumpa Lump.
Tom: Yeah i know the Jumpa Lump stole my lunch today.

by JoseJack November 7, 2009

pete's jumpshot

REAL trash!

"Pete, your jumpshot is trash"
"pete's jumpshot is so shit"

by Horseman16 November 26, 2017

Jumah Sutton

Loves basketball but cant get any girls....he also made out with a guy named Jabbon Chubbuck

Jumah Sutton made out with Jabbon last night

by Chuck "Hell" Watson March 3, 2010

Jumpshot

The classic shot in basketball where you jump and shoot at the peak of your jump.

Me and John were taking some warm-up Jumpshots before the big game

by Doug the Dawg January 1, 2012

jupah

A slang term from cantonese and mandarin. meaning ugly fat girl, can be also used to insult women of being ugly

Kenneth Lau: Stupid bitch backed into my bike, I'm gonna kill that jupah!

Dennis Lo: I'm breaking up with my jupah gf, her ass is too fat for me.

Christine Lai: So many jupah infront of me i cant see shit!!!

Eric Hung: Pay for my movie and dinner, jupah!

by Eric514 September 30, 2005

Jumphrey

The act of jumping through a table/desk wearing dress pants, and a short sleeve shirt with a tie.

Hey look at the Pumphrey brothers performing a jumphrey.

by PNash December 30, 2009

jumphammer

When you have your partner lay face up on the bed with forehead extended slightly over the edge. You jump from a foot or so away so that the tip of your penis hits them on the forehead when you land.

Had a few drinks last night and my wife let me jumphammer her. Nailed a couple but my tip now bruised and a darker shade of purple.

by milpoolSK May 18, 2017