Jumbo Shrimp Dick

The perception of having a larger member than one physically possesses. Usually a distorted sense of reality felt by men who have to overcompensate for a certain shrimp dick.

Oh he definitively has jumbo shrimp dick, have you seen the lifted truck he drives.

by Drunkduka March 27, 2021

Jumbo Shrimp on the Barbie

A swollen vagina in hot pants on a hot day...

Smells like low tide..must be a shrimp on the barbie around here somewhere.

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Jumbo shrimp

Someone is is really big, muscular, and well exercise but their penis is extremely small

Jessica: omg I thought Chad would have a big dick but he is just a jumbo shrimp

by Seraah's friend January 5, 2017

searing the jumbo shrimp

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003

jumbo panty shrimp

An extremely large clitoris, that extends past the labia by at least 3".

Many people thought Wanda was a tranny, but in reality, she just had a jumbo panty shrimp.

by bob stalkerman December 2, 2013

Jumbo Shrimp

Used for silencing goofy people by shoving a pair up their nostrils. Can be tipped with hot sauce to potentially clear the sinuses and provide a smoking buzz.

Colin: "Yoo you guys want some Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds?"
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."

by SirGrammarNazii February 10, 2021