A total douche bag, who loves being the catcher
has blonde hair and works at great wolf lodge as a lifeguard so he can check out other dudes, has a shitty truck and goes to tenino high school where nobody really likes him because he is a flamer
has blonde hair and works at great wolf lodge as a lifeguard so he can check out other dudes, has a shitty truck and goes to tenino high school where nobody really likes him because he is a flamer
-hey man lets go hang out with juston crawford 3609154531,
-no dude hes a fag he probably wants to rape us
-oh your right, he tried that on me before.
-no dude hes a fag he probably wants to rape us
-oh your right, he tried that on me before.
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Just an absolute stud, everybody wants him. Hes a fucking champ, and everyone loves him. And he's so badass and sad and lonely that he has to make things up about himself on Urban Dictionary.
Justonian pretending to be someone else hoping for some reassurance: "Justonian is pretty awesome, huh?"
Someone else: "I've never heard of him, but he sounds like a faggot."
Someone else: "I've never heard of him, but he sounds like a faggot."
by Justonian March 7, 2019
Get the Justonian mug.Julson often a quiet pussy has weak knees and tends to be shy. Lowkey he has hoes he’ll never tell ya tho! Also I good looking guy with style.
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Get the Juliton mug.Ah, Juston's farts—let's just say they are legendary. The sheer force and olfactory assault they deliver are the stuff of folklore. If you’ve had the misfortune of being in the same room when one slips out, you’ll know that it’s not just a smell; it’s an experience.
Rumor has it that Juston’s farts could clear a room faster than a fire drill, and that they linger in the air with an almost sentient will of their own, refusing to dissipate until they’ve made their mark. Some say it smells like a mix of rotten eggs, burned rubber, and... regret. Others claim it has a certain pungent sweetness, like a compost heap that has been fermenting for too long.
In terms of sheer horrific intensity, it's not so much a fart as it is a natural disaster, a force of nature. In fact, environmentalists have suggested that Juston may need to be classified as a new source of air pollution.
But, hey, don’t take it from me—just ask anyone who’s been trapped in the same room with him after a hearty meal of beans and broccoli. They’ll never look at a whoopee cushion the same way again.
Rumor has it that Juston’s farts could clear a room faster than a fire drill, and that they linger in the air with an almost sentient will of their own, refusing to dissipate until they’ve made their mark. Some say it smells like a mix of rotten eggs, burned rubber, and... regret. Others claim it has a certain pungent sweetness, like a compost heap that has been fermenting for too long.
In terms of sheer horrific intensity, it's not so much a fart as it is a natural disaster, a force of nature. In fact, environmentalists have suggested that Juston may need to be classified as a new source of air pollution.
But, hey, don’t take it from me—just ask anyone who’s been trapped in the same room with him after a hearty meal of beans and broccoli. They’ll never look at a whoopee cushion the same way again.
Justonsfart raped my nostrils
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P2: bro that's so junston. How do you believe that.
P2: bro that's so junston. How do you believe that.
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