juffin

jizz + muffin = juffin

Mike likes juffins.

JD has a juffin oven and hordes them for himself. . . . Except on Tuesday and Saturday nights because Kids Eat Free.

by westonski January 27, 2007

Jeffing

The act of taking an egg, with draw on face with square glasses on a night out. Often involving taking photos of said egg in unusual scenes.

I went Jeffing last night! He got smashed!

by Kyle454 December 24, 2012

Jeffing It

To kill a vibe with a dead joke or just your presence.

*Matthew Barnes speaks

“You’re jeffing it 😔”

by Ops on fazal 69 September 26, 2019

jeffing it

to contribute nothing: useless; to be useless

i was jeffing it in the back when you needed some help

by incomingTRASH February 22, 2010

Jiffing

Jiffing is a sexual act regarding furries. They smother peanut butter on their genitals of there fur suit and lick it off.

Person 1: Hey I just got a thing of peanut butter
Person 2: Jiffing time!!

by Gullbert October 8, 2020

jiffing

The act of dressing oneself and an accomplice in furry animal costumes and having them piss, shit & come on you. The soiled party is known as the "jiffee"; the soiler as the "jiffer".

As seen in "Stars Wars: The Return of the Jedi":
C-3PO - "They seem to regard me as some sort of...god. It'd be alright if I could only stop them jiffing all the time, look there they all go again!"

by Standon's fluffy bunny October 9, 2008

Jeffing

The act of losing your shit at given moment for things some may find very insignificant. Resulting in your entire day being ruined and most likely breaking anything you can get your hands on.

Why is there a hole in the wall? Jeff was Jeffing over not being able to beat free cell in under 2 minutes.

by Jbarrer December 7, 2016