Joergen

A trustworthy horse in Pewdiepie's minecraft adventure. He's so trustworthy that he'll never leave you wherever you go. P.S. Don't put him in the nether.

"Joergen was like a father to me. I loved him like my son."

by whathefrick69 July 7, 2019

Joergen I

the mighty, noble steed who disappeared from existence whilst accompanying King PewDiePie on his epic adventures throughout Broland.

King PewDiePie: "Joergen? JOERGEN!"
9 Year Old Bro Army: "F" "R.I.P Joergen I" "So not epic!"

by WiseEcksDee July 7, 2019

Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Joergen II

The successor of Joergen I. Joergen I tragically died cuz of the dumby dumb members of the Bro Army.

Joergen II tragically died because of Pewds' curiosity. All Pewds wanted was for Joergen II to have fun in the minecart. RIP Joergen II. There currently is no Joergen III.

"Everywhere I go I see his face. I really miss JOERGEN II"

by NeonKiwi July 28, 2019

Jurgen

A synonym to perfect and flawless in every way possible, many aspire to be this much of a man!

For new managers we should use the Jurgen standard for all the applicants!

by dollan April 23, 2022

Joergen

There have been two Joergens in PewDiePie's minecraft adventure. The first Joergen died while in an attempt to enter the nether to help Felix Defeat whatever mobs he encountered in the nether. He then was replaced with Joergen 2. Joergen 2 met his end on July 24th, 2019. He was crushed to death between two tight walls on a minecrart rail of death.

"Rest in pieces Joergen(s)"

by RIP JOERGEN July 24, 2019

Jergen off

Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.

"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"

by Le Douche Bag February 23, 2008