Macho-Jude

1. A characteristic given to individuals who are kick-ass
2. Any individual who is so awesome that words cannot describe, Of which the greatest is Chuck Norris.
Antonyms: Buttcrack, Shart-Monster
*Note: Jude is not related to Judism.

Person 1: That guy is so Macho-Jude he kicked my ass just by looking at me.

Person 1: Ewww, that guy is so not Macho-Jude. He's more of a buttcrack.

by bumkinofdoom June 5, 2011

Judeism

Judeism is the religion where you worship Jude. To become a Jude, you must become Indian and have a hot mom. To worship Jude, you must become an Indian scammer and tell people their computer has a virus.

Yo dude being part of Judeism is so cool!

People who worship Judeism have a big pp!

by Jude is cool April 27, 2021

judeiligo

A person with an over obsession of ass or anything ass related. Such as eating ass fingering ass and also not limited to wiping ass on restaurant glass doors.

Anything pertaining to ass.

His need to eat the booty borders on a severe case of Judeiligo.

by AssmaSTerplus September 22, 2022

Judeah

Shes a nice, girl she’s pretty funny and very dirty minded. She make lots of freinds because of her humor. When you mess with her you should be sorry. She’s forgiving though.

Millie: she’s really nice

Sally: she must be a Judeah!

by Millie.cheese.lollipopppzz January 8, 2019

JoDee

Perfect person thinks there flawed but there not.very hot but thinks there not.very funny nice caring and sweet you can talk to them about anything perfect person to marry

Person 1: you got a JoDee!?

Person 2:yeah i did!

Person 3: dont talk about them like there pokemon

by Something awesome August 20, 2016

Russian Judge

A Russian Judge is someone who plays favorites under the pretense of objectivity.

Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.

After the skater from Belarus' fatal fall during her tripple-axel, the Russian Judge proudly awarded a 10.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 26, 2018

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

To be judged by 12 is to go to court and to be judged by a 12 man jury, which all court trials have.

To be carried by 6 is to be dead. It is common for 6 people to carry a coffin (3 on each side) to and from the hearse.

In total the phrase "I'd rather be judged by 12, than carried by 6" means that the person would rather kill someone and go to prison than to, themself, be killed and have to be buried.

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

by Outlaw2DaDeath December 31, 2005