Jozzed

A current and much more sexier way of saying jizzed.

D: I just jozzed at the thought of that.

S: I tend to do that. ;D

by thesexiestmotherfuckerever April 12, 2009

Jizzers

Currency. Whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. Jizzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.

Hey man can I borrow 20 jizzers

by Jack-Dog Millionaire June 28, 2010

the jizzer

the jizzer is cum stain stan's shemale sister, she sometimes help's cum stain stan on his quests

you: damn that guy can jizz.
your mom: the jizzer is a woman, don't be sexist women can have cocks too.
"would you like a jizzburger with a side of creampie?"

by cum.stain.stan April 23, 2022

Jazzerette

is female for jazzer, or the woman of a jazzer

Jazzer seeker jazzerette: tall jazzer seeks jazzerette to hang out with, go to jazz, play guitar, eat out, enjoy life.

by Donkeyshot October 18, 2008

jizzerrific

when something is soo good,it makes you want to jizz.

her ass looks soo good in them jeans,shes jizzerrific.

by big e 6996 March 4, 2010

jozzler

A person with a simplistic mental attitude who initiates a course of action without having the mental capacity or ability to understand or foresee the probable consequences.

"Just look at that stupid Jozzler!"
"You stupid Jozzler!"

"What a Jozzler!"

"Oy.....Jozzler, now look what you've done!"

by Jeremy 999jackdawDaw November 11, 2017

screen jizzer

Someone who constantly masturbates to stuff on the computer, TV, tablet, cell phone, anything with a screen...

Damn, boy, why dontcha stop being a screen jizzer and get laid already?

by BlaineRick March 28, 2015