Grandpa Joeing

Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.

I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf

Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.

I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd

by T$SS March 29, 2011

jobing

Working hard or actively seeking employment.

Taken from the jobing.com arena in Phoenix, AZ.

1. I've been jobing 9 to 5 for the past eight months and I can hardly pay the rent.

2. I've been jobing all day and I still can't find anything.

by S. P. Lambert December 31, 2007

Jayingee

A Youtuber that is best friends with Albertstuff, also known as Flamingo. They are in each others videos alot. THey mainly do ROBLOX videos, but play games like mc, or hello neighbor

Albert: hey guys im playing with jake my best friend
Watcher: whos that
JP: its me jake paul lololololol dab on haters *DABSSSSSS DABSDAVSGSVSGVGSVSG*
Jayingee: false info
Albert; YO TENGO

by wazzupnoodsduud January 30, 2018

Joning

Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.

Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.

by Merk Red July 30, 2008

joyngous

-adj. something of great size, magnitude, quality, or importance

Kevin: "Did you see that chick's rack?"
Adam: "Yes dude, those things were joyngous!"

by Lafferty Daniel December 30, 2007

just joking

something you say after you state the truth and get yelled at.

Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.

Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.

Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.

Boy: Just joking...

by july72011 July 7, 2011

Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!

Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?

by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022