Johanitis

When your harriers fail to achieve any kills in a game of Modern Warfare 2.

"Fuck my harrier just keeps spinning around in a circle. That shit got Johanitis"

by Oyorra March 8, 2010

Jolanitus

An cancerous disease that starts to grow slowly in one's anus. The person in question that carries this disease feels like he/she is getting pounded in the butt from time to time. The anus will turn green and become moldy while at the same time there is also some blood loss. So far there is only 1 person diagnosed with this disease. He's the blond lord of the homosexuals, which is believed to be the cause of said disease; massive anal orgies.

"Oh my, I have Jolanitus in my ass" or
"My asshole turned a lil' moldy.."

-"Oh, you might have Jolanitus?"

by Anonanon89 March 20, 2018