Justine

The most beautiful girl in definition. Soft, smart, funny. Will do anything for you.

soft girl JUSTINE

by moonanoona October 24, 2017

hilt jousting

The act of two males sword fighting using their erect penises, often to duel for a woman's affections

They decided to settle their differences through hilt jousting

by No puttz January 24, 2015

Dick Jousting

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

by Goochtastic September 4, 2013

Pecker Jousting

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.

Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.

by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009

bedroom jousting

The act of making love with a maiden or knight in a bedchamber.

Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"

Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."

by sirsilverfox April 6, 2010

Justiner

Playing with a girl's hands, pencil case, personal belongings etc. Even when your girlfriend is right beside you.

Stop justiner with her, you already have a girlfriend!

by russ.n9 April 1, 2019

anna justine

Super stupid but sweet. Socially awkward. She’s so shy until she knows you and then you’ll get to shotgun seltzer waters with her. She says the most random crap. She’s the most funny person and I always make fun of her middle name “Margret”. Never call her Anna like half her teachers . You’ll miss her a lot but that’s why you ft every night. Nicknames include: Tine, AJ, Tiney, Tinerina, Tiney the hotdog winey, Beatrice, Tinesters, Anna. Ily Tine

-Ava

Shut up Anna Justine

by AvalovesOakley October 31, 2019