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Pastor Johning

Destroying one's body with holy cum.
I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.
by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016
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joning

stop joning on my young shirt
by sheek September 24, 2003
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joaning

talking about some one
Bob: james... i think im bout to get yo ugly ass lookin like the jolly YELLOW gaint.

James: Bob you not funny stop joaning
by big D!(k August 26, 2006
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Jooning

Coined by social media parenting influencers The Adanna & David Family, jooning refers to the daily routine of journaling anything we are particularly grateful for.
I enjoyed jooning with the kids before bedtime, it reminded me that today wasn't such a shitty day after all.
Me: What you doing Noah?
Noah: I'm just jooning
by I saw it on IG September 16, 2020
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biscuit joining

I went to the club in hopes of finding another dude down for some biscuit joining
by ajuicycreamypancake June 7, 2017
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Johning It

Being a third wheel of epic proportions. Relates to when there is one less girl than guys, and once everyone's paired off, there's one guy left who awkwardly stands there and draws attention to his awkwardness.
"John, Amelia and Mark were all watching TV. Mark and Amelia started making out. John sat there for a few minutes feeling awkward. Then he made a big show about getting up and leaving."


Guy to friends, "dude. Marty, Chase, Gary and I left with these 3 girls, and i totally ended up johning it"
by TC lol March 4, 2009
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jonning

talking about some, getting on them for something they got on or something they did or how they looked
"Man i like Jonning on crackheads"
by Wannie July 24, 2006
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