Joshed

Being lied to all the mother fucking time

Yo man you mother fuckin just joshed me cause I killed her after she slept with my nigga.

by Ppinme69 March 19, 2015

Joshed

Verb
The action of uncontrollable diarrhea leading to spraying a restroom toilet, wall, floors and anything else in the surrounding "spray zone" usually brought on by poor diet and or alcohol.

Can someone call maintenance it looks like we've been Joshed again.

by Prosciutto Diparma May 16, 2018

Joshed

to dump the long time girlfriend unexpectedly for a hot new proposition and then dissapearing for long amounts of time

Dude, he joshed that girl hardcore for emily, she never saw that shit coming!

by Mr. Bagels May 4, 2005

joshed

A term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.

Hey Ben, it's Tom. Can you check a job for me. I think I fuckin' got joshed again.

by The Real Wangsta April 23, 2007

Joshed

i.e. "high." when you have smoked too much weed and therefore are Joshed.

"im so Joshed right now." "let's go get Joshed"

by au9hbfua9dh January 14, 2008

Joshed

When u've been jacked/robbed more then 5 times.

Omg...poor guy he keeps getting Joshed.

by Crooklynn May 21, 2020

Joshed

The act of performing sexual acts with an unconsenting cripple, usually in a wheelchair or above the age of 85

You just got joshed

by Emotional Damage January 29, 2022