Jorgasm

When a person with the name Jordan gives you as orgasm.

Quanita responded, "Ohh gurl, I jorgasmed eight times last night."

by LilWizBIGiCeKiD July 30, 2016

John Michael Padilla Jordas

Maria Nichole's Future husband period.

JOHN MICHAEL PADILLA JORDAS IS SO DAMN FAITHFUL AND LOYAL TO HER WIFE

by JORDAKS June 7, 2021

Jordass

A fat white boy who wears gay glasses and walks around saying he's "biosexual". Or more commonly known as, the faggot.

"Hey that Jordass kid has a big ass!!"

by S4m4nth4 March 7, 2017

Jorgasm

A joke-orgasm, when finished having this joke orgasm you inform your partner you were just joking.

Chick-"Oh god, Oh god, OOOHHHHH GGGGOOOODDD!!! Just kidding, that was faked."
Guy-"Oh ha ha you and your jorgasm! What a jokester."

by NickA27 March 11, 2010

Jordashian

A person who is so butt hurt by Lebron’s legacy they try their hardest to defend Jordan, even when the stats don’t add up. These people are extremist and would probably kill you over their dick riding mentality

That guy threw a hissy fit because I said Lebron was the Goat over Mj. These Jordashians are out if pocket

by Realtalk5553 June 20, 2023

jordass

A short little brown fucker who likes to inject himself with acid while merrily skipping to the beat of rainbows.

"He's cutting the grass... with his teeth!!!!!" "That's soooooooooo Jordass"

by meowbitchmeow December 20, 2016

Jordass

A beautiful and gorgeous woman wearing jeans that accentuate her ass to look as if wearing jordache jeans or a brand that is similar

Damn bro, check baby girl with that Jordass.... cakey!!

by HO5TEL May 19, 2017