(adjective) used to describe something with loads of gorgeousness
(noun)
The most beautiful and flawless woman known to Dayton Ohio, or perhaps even mankind.
(noun)
The most beautiful and flawless woman known to Dayton Ohio, or perhaps even mankind.
"Wow did you see that Bugatti Veyron?"
"why yes i did, it was totally jordanne"
"I saw the most jordanne picture yesterday"
"When I saw Jordanne i fell to my knees"
"why yes i did, it was totally jordanne"
"I saw the most jordanne picture yesterday"
"When I saw Jordanne i fell to my knees"
by zackattack1919 October 18, 2008
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After I knew I was wrong, instead of admitting defeat, I started Jordaning to avoid the humiliation of looking dumb.
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I love Lebron James, he is much better than Dwight Howard ever will be. He is the greatest player of all time.
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by jackie December 29, 2004
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Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
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I was so randy last night and fancied a Mexican takeaway so me and my wife agreed to do the hordaniel
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