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JOOSED

When one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning.
Anthony got so drunk last night he JOOSED the girl at the bar.
by triktrik January 25, 2015
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Josted

To get revenge on someone who doesn’t know you’ve been keeping score for their behaviors.
It wasn’t until mike put on his socks and smelt the feces that he realized he had been josted.

As the terrified couple pulled off from uncle bills they realized they had just been josted.

He peed in his vape juice to Jost him.
by KAlSER SOZE October 9, 2019
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Jooter

The word "jooter" has a troubling history that is rooted in racism and prejudice. It is a
derogatory term that has been used to demean and belittle people of color, particularly
those of Asian descent.
The origins of the word "jooter" are unclear, but it is believed to have originated in the
United States in the early 20th century as a slur against Chinese immigrants. It was often
used to mock and ridicule Chinese Americans, and it carried with it a strong sense of
prejudice and hatred.
Over time, the word "jooter" has been used to target other Asian ethnicities as well,
including Japanese, Korean, and Vietnamese people. It has also been used to attack people
of mixed race or those who are perceived as being "non-white."
Given the deeply offensive nature of the word "jooter," it is not appropriate for anyone to
use it, regardless of their intentions or the context in which it is used. Its use perpetuates
harmful stereotypes and perpetuates discrimination and racism.
It is especially concerning that CodeMiko, a popular content creator, has been known to use
the word "jooter" in her videos and streams. While CodeMiko may not have intended to
cause harm or offense, the use of this word is not acceptable and sends a harmful message
to her audience.
In conclusion, the word "jooter" has a troubling history that is rooted in racism and
prejudice. Its use is not acceptable and perpetuates harmful stereotypes and discrimination.
by S1lv3r66 December 18, 2022
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jooked up

Phrase based on the West Indian verb to jook, as in to stab. to jook someone up, or to get jooked up.
"Truesay, man's gonna get jooked up tonight"; "Oh my gosh, Tyrone got jooked up round my estate"
by IWouldn'tTakeThat May 18, 2009
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jooked

jooked means stabbed
"dat bwaii got jooked in tha leg"
by ^-^ April 29, 2006
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joosed

Receiving an alcohol enema. The alcohol can be of any variety, but it is more commonly known as "joosed" due to the popularity of receiving the enema with the flavored/caffeinated malt beverage, "Joose".

The effervescence of the "joosing" is thought to increase the alcohol absorption into the bloodstream (over other non-carbonated alcohol enemas with the same alcohol percentage).

The enema is administered via a joose-bag or common drug-store enema (see Fleet Enema for an example). The joose bag resembles a pastry bag and has multiple joose nozzles that can be swapped out for varying levels of pleasure and experience. Additionally, it is recommended that when sharing a joose bag between two or more individuals, a separate nozzle (or bag) should be used per recipient.

The bag is filled with the alcoholic beverage, while keeping one finger under the tip of the nozzle. The open end is then folded over and sealed tight.

The recipient must then remove their pants and undergarments and recline in either a horizontal or angled position to position the rectum as north as possible.

A second individual will then administer the joosing. (Experienced joosers will be able to administer their own with practice.) The recipient must then remain in an anus-northward position until it is time to "pull the ripcord," or release the alcohol from his/her anus.

If the alcoholic beverage is of a lower alcohol percentage, the recipient may then choose to be plugged with a silicone "cork" or joose plug. The recipient can then be mobile until the "ripcord" is pulled.

More information can be found here (section 5):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema

Joosing is extremely dangerous, and many people have died from alcohol poisoning from it. It is NOT recommended that anyone practice this form of alcohol consumption.

Please see the 2007 Darwin Award winner:
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html
Damn! Me and the boys went out last night and got straight joosed in the ass! That old dude hooked us up proper with joose-bags and nozzles for us all!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 23, 2009
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jooterjoy

a person who experiences pleasure and joy through being bigoted.
"see that guy over there? he's a jooterjoy"
by Nights16 April 12, 2021
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