When you are taking a shit and you can feel it hanging but it won't come loose until you giggle about how much you are struggling and it falls right out.
the chad jolley is my least favorite shit, sometimes forced laughter doesn't make it come out any faster.
by SnakeRadioCustoms January 20, 2016
Get the chad jolley mug.Jodleyarchy is a social system in which non-jodles hold primary power and predominate in roles of political leadership, moral authority, social privilege and control of property. Some Jodleyarchy societies are also jodlelineal, meaning that property and title are inherited by the non-jodle lineage.
Jodleyarchy is associated with a set of ideas, a Jodleyarchal ideology that acts to explain and justify this dominance and attributes it to inherent natural differences between non-jodles and jodles. Sociologists hold varied opinions on whether Jodleyarchy is a social product or an outcome of innate differences between the types of jodles.
Historically, Jodleyarchy has manifested itself in the social, legal, political, religious, and economic organization of a range of different cultures. Most contemporary societies are, in practice, Jodleyarchal.
Jodleyarchy is associated with a set of ideas, a Jodleyarchal ideology that acts to explain and justify this dominance and attributes it to inherent natural differences between non-jodles and jodles. Sociologists hold varied opinions on whether Jodleyarchy is a social product or an outcome of innate differences between the types of jodles.
Historically, Jodleyarchy has manifested itself in the social, legal, political, religious, and economic organization of a range of different cultures. Most contemporary societies are, in practice, Jodleyarchal.
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by jodleLover123 May 26, 2021
Get the Jodleyarchy mug.A jolleywacker is word or slang for a person who is not funny and is terrible at making jokes. This word is specifically used against people you are tired of fake laughing at their jokes at. Or if they are TERRIBLY unfunny.
Jolleywacker: "If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?"
You: "I don't know?"
Jolleywacker: "European!"
You: "You are such a jolleywacker."
Jolleywacker: "What the fuck is wrong with you? That's incredibly rude!"
You: "Fuck off."
You: "I don't know?"
Jolleywacker: "European!"
You: "You are such a jolleywacker."
Jolleywacker: "What the fuck is wrong with you? That's incredibly rude!"
You: "Fuck off."
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by Mr Smarty Farty November 9, 2016
Get the Joeley mug.Joley's are one of the most trustworthy people in the world. They are extremely loyal, and an outstanding friend. They can sometimes have anger issues, or a lot of the time. But, when she's with her friends her aggressiveness dies down a little. She thinks she only has a few friends, or none. When literally everyone wants to be her friend. She only has about 1 or 2 close friends. When she is sad or upset she usually hides it and pretends to be okay when she actually is hurting. Little does she know her close friends are right there to help her through it. Joleys are extremely athletic and gifted in all sports. Most prefer basketball or track though. Joleys are animal people and loves horses and stuff like that. They either are blonde with green/blue eyes, or both cause they are just that special. And others have dirty blonde hair with hazel eyes. Joleys are very special people so if you have one in your life i would suggest you do not let them go. They are so strong, smart, amazing, special, outstanding, and so much more. If you are lucky enough to have a joley then dang you were very blessed.
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