jooked up

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jooked up is another word for getting hooked up with some shit for free

by savagetrillballinbankrobber October 23, 2010

Jonked

To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol

Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.

by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021

Douche Joked

When you say a really funny joke quietly, where only one person hears it. Then the douche bag that heard it says it out loud and gets all the credit.

"Man I just got Douche Joked by Todd."

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

joked out

When a person is laughing really hard.

"I swear to Moses... That boy Tustin fell in slow motion. It was so funny, I was joked out!"

by Lusher Lion February 9, 2014

JookyDaNoob

Slang for gay man who has sex with children and kill them.

"Wow did you hear about that dude JookyDaNoob? I heard he has sex with children and kill them."

by TheFungusMan August 25, 2021

Speed Jocked

When rolling in your whip on the street a slow driver pops infront of you making you decrease your speed

Hey niggah im sorry that im late this bitch Speed Jocked me i was doing 65 and she made me do 30

by lilnater July 12, 2009

jooned

To have either material or time "stolen" or borrowed for an unspecified time.

Usually done by a person who is too cheap to buy their own stuff or able to do things on their own.

Someone took my seat, man I got jooned.

by Joon W February 19, 2009