Jim Jonesing

(v.) The act of poisoning someone's Kool-Aid.

Whenever someone makes Kool-Aid I worry about them Jim Jonesing us.

by EtaThetaRhoSigma October 4, 2013

jonesing

to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.
see also: jones

Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!

Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.

by Nick D March 18, 2003

Tom Jonesing

The incredible urge to listen to Tom Jones. Usually occurs after a moment where someones actions force a Tom Jones song to mind.

*Female coworker burps*

"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)

'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''

by Muff Potter February 9, 2014

jonesing

craving; wanting

I'm jonesing for some sushi.

by krystal August 13, 2003

jonesing

the act of needing something badly. Usually related to chemical dependency.

I've been jonesing for a joint all day.

by Grant November 8, 2002

jokering

To laugh even when it isn't funny; also, to laugh when no one else gets your joke....

Bob sure laughs at his own jokes a lot...
yeah, he's 'jokering' it

by Tfurth July 31, 2018

Mike Jonesing

Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.

This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.

Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!

Weezy Baby! Birdman J R!

by Newport Nuisance March 5, 2009