JonBenet

a beauty pageant queen who was brutally murdered on boxing day 1996 at 6 years old in her home in boulder colorado. this mystery was a cold case until a decade later john mark karr a former schoolteacher confessed to killing jonbenet and was arrested
john mark karr: i killed jonbenet ramsey

guy: beats the crap out of him

john: im getting yur daughter next assholle
by gfhfghtjt August 19, 2006
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JonBenet

Slang term to describe a woman that shaves her pussy smooth. Referencing JonBenet Ramsey's age when she was murdered (prepubescent).
Hey baby, how you looking down there? Like JonBenet?

Aww, you look so young. Just like JonBenet.
by EL_Coyote April 06, 2010
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