Joan is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joan has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joan. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joan is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joan. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joan")
"When I grow up, I want to be Joan!"
"Look at Joan, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"
"Joan is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"
"Oh, that Joan!"
"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joan!"
"Look at Joan, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"
"Joan is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"
"Oh, that Joan!"
"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joan!"
by wittier than you February 4, 2010
Get the Joan mug.The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny and can make you laugh at moments you do not expect, very attractive that if you come across her you will be awestruck and fall quickly for her. She's amazing in every sense of the word, from her beauty to her personality and she is someone that cares for you more than you could ever imagine. She may be really hurting on the inside but she will always find ways to hide it out and has a resilient character which makes the people around her feel like she can hold the earth up. Joanna is very mysterious and may seem to have trust issues but once she feels like it's safe around you will discover a full-sized heart shining in her eyes. Be aware, she is not the girl you can cross!
To spend time with Joanna will leave you with butterflies in your stomach.
Person: I do not feel okay!
Joanna: Open the door, I'm here!
- I met a girl named Joanna
- Nice, did you got her attention?
- Nah! she's smart af.
Person: I do not feel okay!
Joanna: Open the door, I'm here!
- I met a girl named Joanna
- Nice, did you got her attention?
- Nah! she's smart af.
by Xiavierluther08 October 19, 2021
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by ohlaalaa67262 January 6, 2018
Get the Joana mug.Joana is a beautiful girl most likely with dark brown eyes and hair. DO NOT MESS WITH JOANA.She is ready for battle she’s not afraid.Joana will do anything for her friends and family.She can be shy at first and hesitant but longer you know her the more she will warm up
by Wasguccimybros5 September 27, 2018
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Get the Janane mug.Joan is a gourgess young woman. She likes to accomplish her goals. She smiles a lot because she doesn’t want to have people worry about her. She’s sweet and has a hint of mean in her. You wouldn’t want to mess with her. She’s loyal. She won’t ever cry no if you break her heart because she knows she gave it her all and she can do better,besides she wouldn’t like to waist her time with you. It’s hard for her to be mean to people cause she feels bad easily. She’s not a cold hearted bitch. If she cares she’ll show you she cares. If she says she loves you she means it. There’s always people trying to bring her down but it doesn’t work. She had times when she cries to herself cause she’s tired of holding things in. She refuses to show people her weak side. Yet she doesn’t mind crying in front of you if she has to. She takes time to trust you.
by Yourgirl15 February 12, 2019
Get the Joan mug.Joanna is the kindest person you will ever meet. She is beautiful more than words can describe. She is caring and very determined always striving for her best. She is hilarious and will always make you laugh and never wants to hurt your feelings. She has the biggest heart so if u want to become her friend she will become a big part of her friendship role.
Bella: hey have u met Joanna?? She’s literally the kindest person you will ever meet
Kendall: No but bring me along next time you see her everyone’s says she so caring!
Kendall: No but bring me along next time you see her everyone’s says she so caring!
by Peachygal February 16, 2021
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