Coffee joint

Coffee joint is like a joint, except it's for coffee. You roll a piece of paper and light the joint then light the stove with it. You then proceed to make coffee in a stovetop espresso maker. Coffee is not possible without the coffee joint.

I lit the stove with the coffee joint, then I made coffee in the stovetop espresso maker.

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by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2020

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

nishiki: 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

by I'm the coolest guy ever December 8, 2022

Jakin

Jakin is a meme lord!

Jakin memes the competition

by Let's get this bread November 20, 2018

Join Jesus January

You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.

John: Take this bible in the holy name of Join Jesus January
Phil: I'm good
John: Your a dead man

by Spam Police November 12, 2018

joekins

Joe with a 'kins' at the end. This is a nice thing to call your friend if their name is Joe. Do not use this word on any formal letters or you may get fired.

1. Joekins is my bird.
2. Joekins hacked my google account so I will not marry him.

by Joekins the Boekins May 15, 2019

Join the Rates

A insult directed towards men telling them to kill themself, otherwise joining the male suicide rates.

Man: *says something offensive*
Woman: Join the rates you incel

by Lucky_im_gay August 10, 2023

Zombie Joint

A joint that you have put inside of a typical metal pipe, then smoke out of the pipe until the whole joint is douched in resin. Can smoke up to an hour.

Zombie joints have a really scary high

by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016