Joris

Dutch name, equivalent of the english name: 'George'.

"What are you doing tonight?", " Oh, Im going to Joris' and play Guitar Hero"

by SolidS January 29, 2009

johrissa

Johrissa is the most beautiful girl you will meet. She is smart and will help you with anything if you ask for it. She has a GORGEOUS smile and is an AMAZING conversationist, she can keep talking for hours and you won't get bored she has VERY beautiful hair and Hazel-nut coloured eyes

Guy1: where were you, you were gone for hours !?!
Guy2: gone with this new girl Johrissa she was helping me study for mid-terms. She is really smart

by Jimmy Jake Jr. May 3, 2018

Joris

Dude with a big dong, hella chill, a real lad, has hella vibes, can chug a Liter beer easily

Damn Look at that dude chugging that Liter beer while giving off hella good vibes
He must be a Joris

by NotASpamMail August 9, 2020

joaris

Joaris is a really nice person to hang around with. They are really nice and caring! You must stay with them at all costs because they are funny. Joaris is usually a really tall person and they love to dance! Be careful to not hurt her feelings or else... Not that many people are named Joaris, and this is a really rare and unique name. She would make a really good friend amd great companion.

Joaris!!!!

by OldDiapersForYou December 2, 2020

No Jorris

a remark made after an attempt to do something resulted in failure.

Joe: *dies in Fortnite*
Jack: you nearly killed them! But No Jorris I guess!

by coolgamerjoe June 29, 2021

No Jorris

When you come close to doing something but it doesn’t quite come off.

Ooo that was close but No Jorris!

by Muhammed Astafrillah June 20, 2021

johrissa

a weirdo. she fangirls over fictional men and student teachers playing basketball. SHE TRIED MARRYING ME ONCE but i’m too cool and divorced her. she is sped and she is also a simp. her bed time is at 10:30 and never sleeps on time bc she’s a very uncool child. if you speak to johrissa make sure to always steal her food she appreciates it <3

omg is that johrissa??? let’s go steal her food and remind her that her bedtime is at 10:30

by tj hatefan club March 22, 2022