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Johnning

The act of consuming caffeine while smoking a cigarette at the same time.
Guy 1: What's he doing with all those legal addictive substances over there?
Guy 2: Johnning.
by Johnninh April 26, 2009
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Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III

A typical British man. Posh probably, and drinks tea. Don't call him Tom.
Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 23, 2023
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scarlett johanssoning

Taking semi-nude pictures of yourself in the mirror.
P.s. Preferably with a bum as hot as Scarlett Johansson's
I can't leave the bathroom now - I am busy Scarlett Johanssoning...
by sp@ngeb@b September 19, 2011
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Johnsonian Brassneckery

Used to describe someone who compulsively lies with exceptional conviction (in the style of previous UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.)
Honestly, we don't know how he even believes the things h's saying, we all know its utter bollocks. Totally deluded, a serious case of johnsonian brassneckery
by SemiColonicus July 16, 2022
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johnboyinget

A term used in place of basically any verb or any noun that adds quality and humor to any phrase or sentance. You can johnboyinget to just about anything!
Did you get your johnboyinget today? No, but I johnboyingeted to work to find a shit load of johnboyinget on my desk. I told my boss to try johnboyingetting this shit himself sometime, and I got my ass johnboyingeted...
by eric1337 April 24, 2008
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Johnsonius theorem

The theory that supports the idea that air has no mass although it has matter, this is shown because buildings don't collapse because of the air above and surrounding it, if air truly did have mass then why aren't we floating because the air should take up the space beneath us and compress to such high levels that it repels us but instead it doesn't so therefore air can only be considered a force due to it's invisible nature similar to that of gravity
"I highly support the Johnsonius theorem because I'm smart"
by BLUELOCK CULTIST May 29, 2023
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Johnsonism

BBC: "Are we witnessing the birth of Johnsonism?"

Everybody: "You mean fascism?"
by F464 December 20, 2019
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