Johnsoned

To be cunningly ripped off or taken advantage of.

heads or tails? you have been johnsoned

by edwrai January 19, 2011

Johnson&Johnson

The act of two males having sex with one female. realted word: finger-cuff

We have Jill the Johnson&Johnson last night.

by Sulucci September 11, 2006

johnson

penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)

My johnson is large.

"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.

by Stephen C February 10, 2006

johnson

a man with a well endowed sexual organ

its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')

by alfonso burns April 16, 2006

Johnson

A "Johnson" is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. The term originated in the 19th century among bums and thieves. Those who could be trusted were part of the Johnson Family.

The guy at the corner store doesn't card me when I buy booze. He's a Johnson.

by benjamin albert June 19, 2009

johnson

you either have one or you are one

I heard Mr. Johnson has a big johnson.

by dg20 June 28, 2006

Johnsons

n.

On of the two basic types of people in the world. Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.

An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.

by William Lee April 16, 2006