jonmichael

The most sexy man on earth. If you don't hop on the band-wagon ; You'll surely miss out on all the sexiness. This guy is surely taken by a "SEXY GIRL". So don't try at all. Don't even think about it...He is like the sun and everybody evolves around him. He is also obsessed with sloths... and he likes hashtagging #words

sexy hot taken= jonmichael

by J.M.H November 27, 2013

JohnMichaely

A sexuality were you are sexualy attracted to almost anything

If you like a puppet a mouse and a baloon you might be JohnMichaely

by Jskzjdjdjdjd June 16, 2019

John michael

A medical Technologist who specializes in hematology. Can often be seen in the lab struggling to find the right field to view his differentials.

This microsope must be broken, john Michael must have used it last. Damn john Michael

by Path resident February 28, 2020

John Michael Padilla Jordas

Maria Nichole's Future husband period.

JOHN MICHAEL PADILLA JORDAS IS SO DAMN FAITHFUL AND LOYAL TO HER WIFE

by JORDAKS June 7, 2021

John Michael

a guy with super cool jackets and lots of gum. He likes to reference the office and roast people. basically he is rUdE.

"John Michael was roasting me today and basically i was not having it"

by earl rosco February 21, 2019

John-Michael

Biggest dipshit you will ever know, can't play any sports for his life. He sucks at getting girl and is often gay.

That guy was so mean, what a John-Michael.

by John-Michael December 17, 2016

ommie John Michael Williams Jr

Only he,, mentioned!, I.. (Jumped) Of a many.., Dimensions and Depths!, Space and time, continuely addition in a Jaguar XF supercharged engine of realities and meanings. #IAMTHATIAM #ISWEARTOGOD #FINALUCHIDAGREATROCKRULER

Coming back with Ommie john Michael Williams Jr. Last deccending of the Mighty Father God.

by anonymous August 2, 2022