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john deere green

Hey Bubba, got any of that John Deere green?
by GreenQueen94 April 10, 2017
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john deer

take anal beads and put them up a girls ass then proceed to put your foot on her ass and pull them out like a pullstart on a tractor.
damn that bitch couldnt sit for a week after she road on my john deer
by sampson420ex April 15, 2006
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John Deere

a company that makes tractors; like Microsoft is for non-rednecks.
"Don't you think you're all special now riding in yer brand new shiny John Deere, bitch."

"I thought the relationship was going well, when out of nowhere she sends me a John Deere letter."
by Nick D April 2, 2003
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One John Deere Town

A small town that once was a thriving agricultural center but is now empty with one old rusty John Deere sitting in a field of
weeds surrounded by falling down barns and houses.
Where I grew up was once a great farming community but since Grandpa died it's deteriorated to a One John Deere town.
by jsd9632 December 5, 2011
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John Deere

A man or boy who tries to wheel the girl you are currently wheeling
Guy 1: (wheeling girl)
Guy 2: (to same girl) Hey! Haven't seen you in ages! Can I buy you a drink?
Guy 1: (to guy 2) hey John Deere quit mowin my fuckin lawn
by Some Guy18905 March 19, 2013
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john deere letter

1. Series of tractors manufactured 1923-1954
2. Something written by stupid people
1. Damn I love my John Deere Letter Tractor
2. My dyslexic girlfriend wrote me a John Deere Letter
by awesome-possum September 10, 2006
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