The most amazing man I have ever met in my entire life. He is good looking, has an attractive smile. Always makes you laugh and likes to be with his friends. He is a caring person who knows how to treat a woman the way she deserves to be treated. His hugs feel warm and loving. He is a keeper.
by youwillneverknowwhoiwas November 30, 2011
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Get the Jodon mug.Simply the best, a gift to god sent to earth to stop global warming, end poverty and world hunger. Just the presence of a Jordon makes all woman in the room orgasm on the spot. It is said in ancient greek myths that in the battle of titans a Jordon came down and won the battle in 10 seconds it would have been 5 but he had to tie his shoe. Some nicknames for a Jordon are The holy lord, Chuck Norris and i'm not worthy. Gets greatly offended if you call him a Jordan.
Person 1: omg do you know who that is?
Person 2: of course i do it's a Jordon
Person 1: we should start bowing
Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
Person 2: of course i do it's a Jordon
Person 1: we should start bowing
Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
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Yeah, he's the only person to ever think that burgers aren't sandwiches.
Yeah, he's the only person to ever think that burgers aren't sandwiches.
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Guy : Did you see that girl?!!
Guy 2 : yeah she's beautiful
Girl: That's jordon she's my best friend we're practically sisters
Guy: I love her
Guy 2 : yeah she's beautiful
Girl: That's jordon she's my best friend we're practically sisters
Guy: I love her
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