gi joe

The male form of "Barbie."

I didn't play with Barbies...no, I was a real man, and I played with GI Joe's!Guess what??? THEY'RE STILL DOLLS!

by Sexy biyatch April 16, 2003

gi joe

verb: To crawl in the prone position in a stealthy manner, as if you were GI Joe sneaking up on an unsuspecting target.

Okay, so if you want to get with that chick that you've had a crush on for months, this is what you do:

Go to her house, GI Joe up behind her couch while she's watching tv, and plop your wang on her shoulder. It totally works, trust me.

by spokmage May 30, 2007

gi joe

A really funy remake of the show gi joe. found at www.ebaumsworld.com in videos

(some lyrics) kid 1: Yo i just fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night.(kid2 falls off boat) man. Ahh uh
kid1 hey are u buz light gear
kid2 wishpering i love ur movie
man ahhh uhhh
vocies at the end GI JOE!!!!!

by BIG BEN SKYWALKER September 29, 2004

GI Joe Slap

When you ask your bitch a question that she damn well ought to know and she says "I don't know." You then proceed to slap said bitch like she stole something and say "Now you know and knowing is half the battle."

Lisa didn't know where she left my lighter so I GI Joe Slapped that cunt.

by Agora March 25, 2008

GI Joe Time

enter the trenches..under heavy influence (alcohol), and dominate and penetrate the target (ho's)

We went to the club and prepared ourselves for GI JOE TIME because there were so many girls up in here!

by swiftkick February 9, 2006

GI Joe arms

A phrase describing an overweight girl's arms that are so large that the fat hangs over the elbows creating a defined line between the forearm an the tricep. The result is that the arm looks like that of a GI Joe figure.

That girl needs to go to the gym. She's got GI Joe arms.

by The ForReal Deal April 25, 2006

GI Joe Veteran

Any person who has served in two different branches of the United States military, Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, a combination of any two.

Famous porn producer Larry Flynt is a veteran of the the U.S. Army, (which he lied about his age to get in), and the U.S. Navy. Larry Flynt is a GI Joe Veteran.

by pickuplinepat October 11, 2014