I didn't play with Barbies...no, I was a real man, and I played with GI Joe's!Guess what??? THEY'RE STILL DOLLS!
by Sexy biyatch April 16, 2003
Get the gi joemug. verb: To crawl in the prone position in a stealthy manner, as if you were GI Joe sneaking up on an unsuspecting target.
Okay, so if you want to get with that chick that you've had a crush on for months, this is what you do:
Go to her house, GI Joe up behind her couch while she's watching tv, and plop your wang on her shoulder. It totally works, trust me.
Go to her house, GI Joe up behind her couch while she's watching tv, and plop your wang on her shoulder. It totally works, trust me.
by spokmage May 30, 2007
Get the gi joemug. (some lyrics) kid 1: Yo i just fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night.(kid2 falls off boat) man. Ahh uh
kid1 hey are u buz light gear
kid2 wishpering i love ur movie
man ahhh uhhh
vocies at the end GI JOE!!!!!
kid1 hey are u buz light gear
kid2 wishpering i love ur movie
man ahhh uhhh
vocies at the end GI JOE!!!!!
by BIG BEN SKYWALKER September 29, 2004
Get the gi joemug. When you ask your bitch a question that she damn well ought to know and she says "I don't know." You then proceed to slap said bitch like she stole something and say "Now you know and knowing is half the battle."
by Agora March 25, 2008
Get the GI Joe Slapmug. We went to the club and prepared ourselves for GI JOE TIME because there were so many girls up in here!
by swiftkick February 9, 2006
Get the GI Joe Timemug. A phrase describing an overweight girl's arms that are so large that the fat hangs over the elbows creating a defined line between the forearm an the tricep. The result is that the arm looks like that of a GI Joe figure.
by The ForReal Deal April 25, 2006
Get the GI Joe armsmug. (feminine/masculine) person who buys dope and then utilizes a cutting agent to increase their profits.
We just bought some gucci from Adrian, and that shit was no good. I know why they call him GI Joe, he always got recon.
by RNKMXN November 17, 2023
Get the GI Joemug.