Jobson

To define the word Jobson please see Job.

A Job is a person with great patience. Although unaware, Jobs have the world in the palm of their hands. Their possibilities are endless. Jobs are a gift sent to us from the ether as a reminder that we are loved by our creator.

Is there a Jobson in the crowd? Help! We need a Jobson!

by Magikmoonmama March 20, 2021

JoDrone

JoDrone(noun) A mindless Jojo fan who likes everything about Jojo and nothing else. There behavior includes the following; Get butt-hurt when people criticize it, call non-Jojo fans normies, consider Speedwagon as a god, likes every meme related to Jojo with no thinking, consider part-skippers as the synagogue of Satan, laughs at the same three jokes, and much more

Normal Person: *breathes*
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Normal Person: what
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by Nibba_Binks September 20, 2019

Jolson's Law

Subculture Ɵ becomes mainstream as soon as "sexy Ɵ girls" becomes a popular porn genre.

"According to Jolson's Law, scene girls are only popular because scene girl porn is popular."

"I went to Google, trying to find a picture of an extremely frumpy nerd female to counter your virginity quip. Instead all I got was hot "nerd" girl porn."
"Jolson's Law strikes again."

by Computer Shaman December 1, 2011

pulling a Judson

The act of wearing a pink shirt with plaid shorts while constantly using sweet sayings such as "thats what she said"

dude 1:are you dressing up to go out tonight?
other dude:Not sure, i was thinking of pulling a Judson
dude 1:what do you mean?
other dude:its easy, you just need a pink shirt and plaid shorts
dude 1: wow, thats hard man
other dude:thats what she said!

by boredatwork4 July 17, 2009

Jolson Disciples

An upstart street gang hailing from the suburbs of Las Vegas, mainly Henderson and Summerlin. The "JD's" (pronounced yay-dees) are a predominantly white gang specializing in the sale of counterfeit drugs and stolen fast food gift cards. Allegedly founded by late vaudvillian Al Jolson, the JD's motto is "en al confiamos" (trans. "in al we trust").

I was thinking about pledging the Latin Kings or maybe the MS-13, but when the Jolson Disciples made me an offer, I felt like the prettiest girl at the dance!

by DMZ19781 June 14, 2008

Ben Jonson

The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.

That guy on the motorcycle is hot, but he's no Ben Jonson!

by Princess Heather de la Licorne April 2, 2008

johsonie

A sweet and beautiful young woman who is very sweet at first but is crazy when you get to know her.

Zodiac; Cancer

Bean: wanna go skydive?!
Peanut butter: You sure are a Johsonie...

by What Does Johsonie Mean? June 2, 2018