jockracy

United Kingdom derogatory slang referring to the observed fact that although Scotland has a much lower population than England, and its own parliament, when the Labour Party is in power the main cabinet posts are held by Scots, and passing many laws which do not themselves apply in Scotland due to the devolved Scots parliament. Thus England is ruled by Scots; a "jockracy".

Jockracy is often seen as causing "Scottish pork"; when the Scots rulers pass laws favorable to Scotland at the expense of England and Wales.

"I see those gits in the jockracy have increased university fees in England while keeping them free in Scotland again".

by Spoonman2 January 9, 2009

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rockocracy

A group of rock'n'rollish celebrities in the UK made up of young people born to famous, rock'n'roll parents/socialites whose bands/solo acts were milestones in the history of music. This group includes: Daisy Lowe (Pearl Lowe's and Gavin Rossdale's daughter), the Geldof sisters (Sir Bob Geldof's and Paula Yates's daughters) but also Kate Moss or Agyness Deyn (the modelling rockocracy). The group promotes its own lifestyle that is comprised of parties, unorthodox way of dressing, and the love of hard music. They're considered a very cool and trend-setting bunch of people.

Pixie Geldof was hailed the coolest girl in London prolly thanks to her connection to the rockocracy.

by necrotism June 20, 2009

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cockocracy

Penis Power.
The innate power of a man's urine hose over women (small minded beings).

Girl #1: "Zomg, I just got this purse, it is soooooooooooo cute."
Girl #2: "Yah, iz totally rad yawl"

Boy Bystander: "Get me a drink, ho. I gotta sit heyah for a while and scope the chicks. The cockocracy demands your compliance."
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Me: "Willay Wiggansssss, get in the backseat. COCKOCRACY BITCH"

by farty mc fartenstein (poop smell) November 17, 2007

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