Jockocracy

(rarely spelled as "jocktocracy")

A scholastic environment (usually college/university, sometimes high school) where sports/athletics are placed as the highest priority of “education”, above (often far above) all others. Sports/athletic participants (“jocks”) are viewed, by those in charge, as the greatest heroes of this environment. They are usually aware of this, and take unfair advantage of it – usually exerting unfair influence on non-jocks, and non-athletic instructors. Often, they get away with this more freely than others would. (This usually drags down the actual educational standards of the entire institution.)

Commercial work situations managed by rabid sports fans can have a similar situation.

Funding for math and science were cut, again, because this is a jockocracy.

by Lite Yagami August 23, 2008

Jockocracy

An oppressive, totailitarian government of jock overseers that seeks to subjugate the less athletic for their own political gains.

Highschool, total Jockocracy right there

by Nick O"Lantern July 2, 2007

jockocracy

College micro-society ruled by Abercrombie-and-Fitch wearing, baseball-cap-packing frat boys.

“Now, restaurant fail. Children go to state college. Serious students powerless against drunken jockocracy. Baseball hats everywhere.”

by tikaro October 27, 2003

jockolate

A sweet and delicious piece of man that you'd take in a second if given the opportunity (as in the same reaction many people would have when offered chocolate); the male is often athletic and in high school (hence the "jock" part)

Can also be referred to as "hot jockolate" if greater emphasis is needed on the attractive aspect of the male.

"Forget Godiva, I'll take some of that jockolate over there any day!"

by aduck! September 7, 2009

jockcock

a typically slutty jock who somehow manages to get all the girls, have sex with them, get them all in the next town, all in one night one night.

That fucking jockcock got every girl in town, along with all the taken ladies!

by awesomeisanoverusedname October 27, 2015

Jockosexual

The act of hairy men/adolescent males piling up on top of each other and grunting, usually on top of some type of real or imagined "ball". It is enjoyed mainly on school ovals in many cultures.

"GRRRR! UH! OOOH!!!! WHERE'S THE BALL? RIGHT HERE!!!!!! OOOH!!!!! FOOTBALLS!! GRRRR!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!"

(From across the oval)
"Damn Jockosexuals."

by Emosexual "Deckers" and That Guy (Micah) July 1, 2006

Jockbok

A south African who plays Rugby for Scotland.

He's not good enough to play for the Springboks so he's a Jockbok playing for Scotland.

by Schmookey November 14, 2020