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Jocke

The type of Father who got 7 kids and work nightime for a taxi-company and building-company.

Loves a really cheap Rasberry-cream.

Always helps his kids with sports.
Pushes his kids to practice in the backyard.
His kids knees are often broke.
"What type of Father do you gonna be?"
"Hopefully, a Jocke"
by bbkya April 17, 2018
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Jocke

A father to a rasberry cream loving boy . He has 40 doughters and loves to fuck small boys. Has a cousin named Michel and has no hair on his head
by Jocke destroyer March 27, 2019
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Jocke

An unfunny band kid, thinks that it’s funny to Naruto run UN-ironically. Also carries around a teenage mutant ninja turtle lunchbox after elementary schools. Still thinks big Chungus and Ugandan knuckles are funny. Annoying kid to be around and isn't cool at. All.
Person 1: so as I was Saying, I think avocado’s are overrate-

Person 2: wait hold on I think that’s Jason the jocke.
Person 1: what’s even that? I don’t think you that’s Been a characteristic yet.

Jason: WHOOPS almost bumped into you hehe I mean like, Do you know da wae 🤣🤣
Person 1/2: *terrified of how not only did he make terrible old joke reference that was not funny to begin with but also spoke emoji*
by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! April 22, 2020
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Jocke & Jonna

Skaffade barn för visningar och har ett spökjaktsprogram på DPlay
Du är helt dum i huvudet. Jag är iallafall inte lika dum som Jocke & Jonna
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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WoW Jocke

A swedish World of Warcraft gamer who is seen as a hero amongst teens and adults. He thought us that WoW is just like real life. and that leather sheets can't have a level, it can have a required level but not a level.
WoW jocke: World of warcraft är precis som riktiga livet, till exempel här kan man va, här kan man va, här kan man va. Precis som riktiga livet, här kan man va , här kan man va, här kan man va.
by Wowjocke May 20, 2019
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Jacket Slut

A term used by Gerard Way to describe a person who is obsessed with jackets
Gerard Way: "I just bring a lot of jackets im like a jacket slut it's weird"
Person:"Gerard Way is such a jacket slut"
by Phan.__.Howlter June 17, 2017
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Jacked Jugs

My trick to give the impression of big perky breasts

Place washing up sponges at the bottom of each bra cup. This will both lift your breasts but also give them that rounded look above the bra

I find if I don't do this I look like my tits have collapsed inside my bra or they are just not visible at all
Great tip for jacked jugs
by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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