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jobbie

I need a whopping jobbie
by Shizer August 25, 2003
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Jobby

A jobby is a well-known dish amongst all non-Scots within Scotland; reknowned for its' distinct, nutty flavour. All tourists and visitors are encouraged to request this excellent part of Scotland's national cuisine whenever possible.

Popular variations include: Jobby wi' Chips, Jobby wi' Curry Sauce, Jobby wi' Batter n' a pickled onion and Joaby n' Boaby.
"Excuse me, waiter?" "Aye, whit?" "Can I have some of your finest jobby please?"
"Hmm.. aye nae bother, this one's on the house!"
by Mr. Stab November 6, 2008
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Jobby

Scottish for poo.
Also used in phrases such as
"yah jobby" meaning "you stupid person"
by jobby March 12, 2003
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Jobby

A game played in Scottish schools in which the players (2+ needed) shout JOBBY in rounds, taking it in turns to get progressivly louder, the winner being the student whom shouts loudest without being caught. also works with Shite, Wank, Baldy ( if teacher is bald ), fatty ( if teacher is fat) etc
Player 1: "jooooobby"
Player 2: "jobby"
Player 1: "JOOOOBBBBBBBAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Teacher: Player 1 GET OUT NOW!
by Playbhoy November 5, 2006
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jobbie

"mummy, i need a jobbie"
by Snakeheid October 16, 2003
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Jobby

Noun: A brown, smelly substance excreted from the anus. Also known as turd, crap, shit, poop, toly, etc...

A crappy person.

Verb: to do a jobby.
See you ya jobby! Whit you daein jobbyin in ma fuckin hoose! Ah'm gonnae jobby on you!
by Clarence the gay jobby October 31, 2003
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Jobbie

I took my dug oot so he could Jobbie.
by bread infection December 1, 2009
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