Blow Jobbies

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.

Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.

by BCTC March 1, 2021

jobnik

Israeli slang for a non-combatant soldier who serves his nation by doing secretarial work, clerking, counting inventory, or some other "job"-like function. Generally used with a hint of derision, as if the jobnik is lazier than a fighter.
Female form: jobnikit.
Plural form: jobnikim.

You want to be a jobnik? That's gonna be so boring, doing that for three years.

by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

jobby catchers

A pair of tracksuit bottoms with elasticated ankles, so called if the wearer shit himself the trousers would catch the jobby at the bottom.

nice jobby catchers son

by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005

jabbin' the rattle

Any action but masturbation. To be used in the context of masturbation.

So, I was there jabbin' the rattle and my Mom walked in...

by AASW September 14, 2011

day jobber

A person who maintains a job Monday- Friday but slips into patch-work pants on Friday afternoon and roams the lot pretending to be a tour rat. Most wookies can locate day jobbers quickly due to their cleanliness and overall scent. Day jobbers often collect ticket stubs and begin sentences with "Dude I have seen phish soo many times."

"Dude Odie is such a freaking day jobber- she drives a bmw bro."

by Rudy Wagoner May 3, 2008

Jobbism

Students build monuments in the belief that Jobb created the universe with math fractions

All the kids believe in Jobbism

by Macadamia nuts January 19, 2018

jobmine

A job bank used by University of Waterloo students to find co-op positions. It is notorious for crashing frequently and being related to 64% of all laptop assaults from students taking out their frustrations.

Co-op student: "I used jobmine for the first time yesterday."
Regular student: "How was it?"
Co-op student: "I don't want to talk about it."

by jobswine February 1, 2012