janis

Best teacher ever. Speaks clear english, and somewhat functioning Norwegian. He is the founder of Kristiansand Linux User Group, and a former rowing world champion.

"Wow, I have the best professor ever."
"Oh, tell me more?"
"He's Janis"

by bacit-homo-sapiens January 12, 2023

Janis Joplin

By far one of the greatest female singers of all time. She kicked ass in Big Brother and the Holding Company singing songs like "Piece of my Heart" and "Ball and Chain" and went solo singing "Mercedes Benz" and "Bobby McGee". If Janis was still alive today, she would so kick Britney Spears ass for being a stupid bitch.

"And I'd trade all my tomorrows, for one single yesterday" ...need I say more??

by Spocko October 9, 2004

Jonanism

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.

"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."

by JennOfArk August 14, 2008

Janis Joplin

THE female rock singer. We shall not see her like again.

'love in this world is so hard to find - when you've got yours and i've got mine'

by Isabella18 August 30, 2005

Janise

Janise is a very loving person and often is nice unless u give her attitude she is so pretty and often is using her phone and is the most loyal person to date she is fearless and often always find herself eating some good food especially Wendy’s once u claim a Janise keep her she is such a funny person like literally a class clown and no one ever disrespects her or she’ll put them in there place Janise is thick and often has good taste in clothes once a Janise comes into ur life she will almost be like a guardian protector she is worth keeping in ya life

Everyone loves this one girl Janise she is a blessing and gift from god

by Queen_Real June 28, 2018

jonisha

She is a God fearing woman. She is a loving and kind person. She loves on you hard. She is a very out going person. She is very passionate about everything she does. She has all the patience in the world but don't ever get on her bad side. She is a ride or die chick. When she is with you, she down to the end but when she let go she is DONE. Once you get a Jonisha hold on TIGHT because she is the best friend you always wanted. #LOVING #KIND #SWEET

Jonisha is the best you will ever have!

by Jonisha January 8, 2017

joanin

DMV dialect

teasing ; making fun of, goin on

" aye man the teacher was joanin on the students it was funnie"

by s3xy_danc3r May 14, 2010