A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM
Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
by Wladax April 13, 2020
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Get the joaks mug.Very strong and handsome lad. Always ready for a fight. Gentleman, artist, brave, kindhearted, super hot. Will help you with anything you need, a good friend. The girls are screaming when he passes in front of them. Always the most important person in a group, a leader. He has that stare that literally says don't make me start a fight. Very charismatic and romantic.
I would like to be like Jakov.
What is it? A bird, a plane, oh it's Jakov.
Who is that handsome guy? That's Jakov.
What is it? A bird, a plane, oh it's Jakov.
Who is that handsome guy? That's Jakov.
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Get the Jakob Walrus mug.A male human with impeccable style and irresistible charm. Typically most Jakobe's are self sufficient, successful and posses a undeniable sense of humor.
In the wild, a Jakobe can be found surrounded by young attractive human females.
Although shy and reclusive at times, the Jakobe easily becomes center of attention. Experts have attributed this to the Jakobe releasing a natural pheromone that encourages females to be receptive and males to become relaxed.
This allows the Jakobe to overtake almost any social or professional environment easily.
In the wild, a Jakobe can be found surrounded by young attractive human females.
Although shy and reclusive at times, the Jakobe easily becomes center of attention. Experts have attributed this to the Jakobe releasing a natural pheromone that encourages females to be receptive and males to become relaxed.
This allows the Jakobe to overtake almost any social or professional environment easily.
by J. Tiberious Kirk September 13, 2011
Get the Jakobe mug.Joao is the name for the upmost kindest, sweetest person on earth. He is very caring and a great friend. Very understanding and loyal to his loved ones. If he wishes to he could be the most horrible person, BUT he doesn't and chooses to be the complete opposite. He has very cute facial features which makes you want to just pinch his cheaks. And he is the FUNNIEST person on earth!
He also has a great taste in music and friends. His knowledge is commendable. You will find him getting great marks through out all subject from art- Maths
He is a very creative person and has a lot to say about everything hence he is not afraid to put his opinion across. His sense of humour is amazing.
And finally he is a babe magnet!
He also has a great taste in music and friends. His knowledge is commendable. You will find him getting great marks through out all subject from art- Maths
He is a very creative person and has a lot to say about everything hence he is not afraid to put his opinion across. His sense of humour is amazing.
And finally he is a babe magnet!
Laura: i hate Hayden
Connie: same! She's so arrogant!
Joao: awh guys! Leave her alone!!! Shes really nice!
Connie: same! She's so arrogant!
Joao: awh guys! Leave her alone!!! Shes really nice!
by Tulip07 January 17, 2014
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