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Jonko

Dutch slang for a spliff or blunt
Ey pass that jonko
by Bbc4ever March 17, 2019
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Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
by jeterjonk October 25, 2010
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Jonko

A grinded magical plant enrolled in paper.
This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.

The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.
I yeeted all my ganja onto this piece of paper and rolled the legendary JONKO!
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.
by gekke gerri November 2, 2019
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jonkoe

Synoniem voor joint
e brada paas me die leipe jonkoe
by Jonkoeblower April 18, 2016
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JMoney

JMoney is the act of taking practice in the art of smoking marijuana for pleasure and/or buisness reasons.
Examples are when one goes to JMoney in a museum bathroom or JMoneying before deep classes such as Anthropology.
by Risk December 4, 2013
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jonka

A drunk hobo who knows karate usually seen around nine o’clock on the wild streets of Chento, Macedonia. He’s normally seen with a group of girls slapping dat bootay. one of his best friends goes by the name Bruce lee which he hopes to follow in his steps
Dammmm there’s Jonka
by Tommy macharov June 10, 2018
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JonkMonk

A very attractive and smelly fella. Loves ramen. And he not bouta finna bus' a cap
Jonkmonk is so hot 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
by I love the radio July 21, 2021
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