Jizztastic

Something/Someone so hot that they make you jizz (ejaculate) in your pants. used as a way to say something is "Good"

a phrase created accidently by Jack in California one afternoon after realizing how absolutely "Jizztastic" a girl was.

examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"

"dude that car is jizztastic"

examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"

"dude that car is jizztastic"

by GodLikeBritishKid April 11, 2009

jizztastic

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.

by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004

jizztastic

word used to describe something that is really amazing

dude that hot tub was jizztastic.

by da jizzanatoR July 15, 2010

jizztastic

(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself

oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.

by thezongo December 17, 2009

jizztastical

Somthing So Good It Makes You Jizz.

Damm tht bitch is so jizztastical

by abigotti++ March 22, 2010

Jizztastics

The olympics of jizzing. Everyone is a winner and gets a gold penis for WINNING.

Jeremiah: Hey what's up?!
Jonathon: Nothing much...thinking of signing up for the Jizztastics.
Jeremiah: Ohhh jeez, that sounds fabulous. I'm going to jizz a quart.
Jonathon: No no, I'm going to jizz 2 gallons.
Jeremiah: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BEYOTCH!

by BoredCollegeKidd November 4, 2011

jizztastic

something that is jizztastic is something that is so fantastic that it can make someone ejaculate or "jizz" while thinking about it

The xbox 360 is far better than the playstation 3, especially with jizztastic games like Halo 3 and Gears of war.

by the suckster360 January 18, 2010