jizztastic

word used to describe something that is really amazing

dude that hot tub was jizztastic.

by da jizzanatoR July 15, 2010

jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

by blackjohno April 7, 2010

jizztastrophe

The simultaneous ejaculation of at least 17 penises in one, tiny room; normally aimed at the face of a young, willing whore who is starving for attention. A jizztastrophe has taken place when there is an abundance of sperm covering not only the face and body of the girl, but also the ceiling, the walls, and possibly the family dog. Jizztastrophes have ruined lives, destroyed homes, and ripped apart families.

When the FBI arrived, there was clear evidence of a jizztastrophe.

After the jizztastrophe, the whore was covered in so much semen it took the dog 9 hours to lick it off.

by l Ebola l August 11, 2009

Jizztastic

Used for a sexual joke reply. or used to define something very awesome.

Jack: "Hey did you hear about that one joke about those two girls and camel?"

Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."

by iShoulddaPulledOut November 8, 2011

jizztastic

(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself

oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.

by thezongo December 17, 2009

Jizztasmic

It's pretty self explanatory.

DAT ASS.... be so Jizztasmic

by MandaMexicana August 5, 2010

jizztache

Carefully ejaculating along one's lover's upper lip, to make it resemble a mustache, similar to the "got milk?" ads.

A common pickup line:

I think you'd look lovely with a jizztache.

by fagomir March 11, 2013